I was not overly impressed by women in Spain. I was particularly unimpressed by Spanish fashion. Mullets and flood pants? Really?
If you arrive in the port town of Tangier, Morocco after taking a ferry from Spain and find yourself in an "art school," being offered the "best" panoramic view of the city, a glass of mint tea, and being pressured into buying a rug for 600 euro and various other souvenirs and trinkets within your first 15 minutes in the country...don't worry. You are not alone.
Quote from a hustler in Tangier after I declined his services as a guide: "F*ck you. You are a Jew" Welcome to Norther Africa.
Radio stations in Portugal are obsessed with hilarious American 80s music.
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LOL @ Hustlerman. Don't you wish you were a Jew? I wish most days I could be. Particularly for the free birthright trips and the automatic attachment to the gangster Gaza strip war. Any people who can insist on building on a piece of land for centuries and drag the leaders of the world into it are the shit by me. Also, so I can claim Rahm Emanuel as my fifth cousin :)
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